Full Cast & Crew

Keith Allen as Roy Brush

Peter Richardson as Kevin

Antony Sher as Scum Editor

Chris Hargreaves as Leslie

Nigel Planer as Club Chairman/Waiter

Paul Moriarty as Club Manager

Simon McBurney as Mick

Sara Stockbridge as Janet

Robert Carwithen as Terry

Phil Cornwell as Jimmy Twizzle/Wiggy

William Armstrong as Sports Presenter

Sandra Voe as Roy's Mother

Martha Ross as Leslie's Mother

Mark Caven as Dick Wibbly

David Cardy as Trevor Moulton

Gary Beadle as Wazza

Jimmy Fagg as Lift Man

Malcolm Hardee as Meat Trade Spokesman

Neville Watson as Punter in Hotel

Gavin Watson as Punter in Hotel

Tom Armstrong as Barman

Doon Mackichan as Nurse

Nicole Fitzpatrick as 2nd Nurse

Fergus McLarnon as Doctor

Glen Colson as Ambulance Man

Jonathan Stratt as Doorman

Bill Russell as Recording Engineer

Mark Frankyln as DJ

Jonathan Pearce as Self - Commentator

Robert Borgars as Footballer

Pedro Romani as Footballer

Max Du Sautoy as Footballer

Ken Darlington as Footballer

Des Willie as Footballer

Will Dawes as Footballer

Ollie Munroe as Footballer

Terry Sue-Patt as Footballer

Tom Benson as Footballer

Lloyd Stanton as Footballer

Mark Jones as Footballer

Anthony Darlington as Footballer

Gavin Rossdale as Footballer

Steve Witchard as Footballer

Chris Wainwright as Footballer

John Dennis as Footballer

John Robinson as Footballer

Dan Caute as Footballer

Saltz as Footballer

Kit Line as Sponge Man

Andrée Bernard as Barbie

Simon Sanders as Smoking Doctor