18-Year Olds With Attitude. Celibate Celebration. Oath of celibacy? Sure I took one. After all, I want to be a good girl and not a dirty old Liberal. You can still have lots of fun when you're celibate. You can suck the cock of every fraternity boy who gets you , as long as you're careful not to spill a drop of his thick sperm. You can take huge boners up you ass and let them shoot their cum up your colon, and never have to worry about getting an abortion. Golly gee, Mister, who said being celibate had to be boring? Being moral is cool! Why do you think there's so many red states?
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