Full Cast & Crew

Dawson Chu as Sherlock Holmes / Channing Tatum / Illuminate Dawson / Dawson Chu / Guy on Plane / Paul Duke / Yolanda's Dad / Danny Tonight / The Mediocre Gatsby / Dawson / Roger / Tromboner 1 / Dawson / Austin Powers / Milo Murphy / Gus T.T. Showbiz / Theodore / Constable Lissenup / Guy in Sheet / Barney / James Bond / Ian Cumulonimbus Body Guard 1 / Morgan Freeman / ASW Student / Melon's Waiter 2 / School Lunch Infomercial Student 1 / Young Dawson

Kelan Farrell as The Canoodler / Mappy / Kelan Farrell / The Weatherman / The Ghost / Mysterious Figure / GNN Producer / Bob Chapek / Elmo / Shmeeble / Sparkle Pony / Baby's Second Woodchipper / The Rock / Amazon Commercial Guy 1 / Hellen / Balleen Callinger / Mr. Paradox / Mark / Kelan / Demetrius / The Grinch / Dead Kid / Watson / Detective Temple / Chris Evans as Ken / Melon's Waiter 1 / Young Kelan

Grayson Marchi as Grayson Marchi / The Co-Pilot / Boots / Simon Cowl / Amazon Comercial Guy 2 / Jeff Bezos / David Tomorrow / Tromboner 2 / Grayson / Shawn Spenstar / Mini Me / Daredevil Lawyer / Fred Diamond / Ricky / Cindy's Mom / Ian Cumulonimbus Body Guard 2 / Qatari Dancer / Finn Wolfhard as Andrew / Fat Gamer / Young Grayson / Doctor Uranium

Ian Weiner as Eddie Temsla / Illuminati Ian / The Diety / The God of Exposition / Ian Weiner / The Pilot / Bob Iger / Cillian Murphy / Dwayne Johnson / Poor Guy / Ian Cumulonimbus / Security Guard / Boom Op / Ian /Jamie / Dr. Evil / Mikhail Jordachev / School Lunch Infomercial Student 2 / Young Ian

Ian Weiner as Tom Hanks as Old Major / Alternate Dimension Mappy 4 / Stars of Yesterday Host / Bernie Sanders / Bob / Marian

Katelynn Wolf as Slayboy Bunny / Girl on Plane / Alternate Universe Sandra Bullock / Doctor Plutonium / Cindy Lou Who / Katelynn Wolf / The Making of the Making of Captain Idiom Make-up Artist / Bluey / Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Remi Beavers as Dawson / Ron DeSantis / Alternate Dimension Mappy 1

Emmory Casto as Butterfly Grandma / Cardi C / Not-So-Gay Cowboy 1 / Alternate Dimension Mappy 2

Sohpia Day as Slash Assistant / Jessica

Sophia Hartsfield as Mysterious Caller

Hannah McDonald as Herself

Max Lewis as Diego

Rayn Parker as Flight Attendant / Dora / Yolanda / Rayn Parker / Veronica Temsla

Mason Saum as John Snow Lunch Lady

Nicholette Shifrin as Are You Smarter Than a Grizzly Bear Hiker

Cohen Stizmann as Not-So-Gay-Cowboy 2 / GPS / Eraser Dealer / Alternate Dimension Mappy 3

Jessica Webster as Ghost in Resteraunt Waitress