Full Cast & Crew

Rio Ferdinand as Self

Owen Hargreaves as Self

Wayne Rooney as Self

Ashley Cole as Self

Steve McClaren as Self

Alan Shearer as Self

Paul Robinson as Self

Nancy Dell'Olio as Self

Clemmie Moodie as Self

Alison Kervin as Self

Danny Hayward as Self

Natalie Sawyer as Self

Oliver Holt as Self

Henry Winter as Self

David Davies as Self

David Beckham as Self (archive footage)

Sven-Göran Eriksson as Self (archive footage)

Peter Crouch as Self (archive footage)

Victoria Beckham as Self (archive footage)

Frank Lampard as Self (archive footage)

Michael Owen as Self (archive footage)

John Terry as Self (archive footage)

Faria Alam as Self (archive footage)

Peter Andre as Self (archive footage)

David Baddiel as Self (archive footage)

Frank Skinner as Self (archive footage)

Sacha Baron Cohen as Self (archive footage)

Tony Blair as Self (archive footage)

Emma Bunton as Self (archive footage)

Sol Campbell as Self (archive footage)

Alan Carr as Self (archive footage)

Diego Maradona as Self (archive photo)

Jonathan Ross as Self (archive footage)

Ricky Gervais as Self (archive footage)

Stephen Merchant as Self (archive footage)

Warwick Davis as Self (archive footage)

Gary Lineker as Self

Ian Wright as Self