In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
Top Cast
Axel Anderson as Siegfried Von Krank
Jaime Hamilton as Celestino
René Monclova as Best friend
Eugenio Monclova as El Vampiro
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