A mother lives in a trailer in the woods with her daughters Emily and Kandi. After Emily and Kandi are abducted by a nefarious group of pirates who reside in an empty swimming pool, the mother must embark on a perilous journey into the dangerous forest in order to save them. The mother encounters singing transvestites, a lesbian gang, a sect of homosexual monks, and a helpful dwarf named Derek on her trek to find her daughters.
Top Cast
Clair Dia as Emily
Kandi Johnson as Kandi
Margo St. James as Head Dyke (uncredited)
Barry Vane as Captain's Man - Maroon Shirt
Dale Meador as Older Priest
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