Season 4
40 episodes · 2021
1Eternal Lockdown
The People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.
2Coach Gets a Shot
The Government Coach takes one for the team.
3Political Limbo
We're playing limbo today. How low can you go?
4Royal Family Yoga
Time to give our bodies the royal treatment.
5Vaccine Against Toxic Male Culture
It's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?
6Government Injury List
With his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.
7Girl Power
Coach announces his new female line-up.
8Opposition Leaders Anonymous
Support is at hand.
9Antiques Showcase - The Passport
This week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.
10The Big V
Coach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.
11Future Grandad
After twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.
12I Can't Call Australia Home
With apologies to Peter Allen.
13Post Budget Locker Room Chat
JP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.
14Quarantine FM
Good morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarantine FM.
15Hookturnistan Returnistans
Soy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.
16Waiting for Vaxot
You've got this, Melbourne.
17Pillow Fortress Australia
Get your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!
18Coach at the G7
Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.
19The Very Hungry Barnaby
We're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?
20Have Covid, Will Travel
One man's contact tracing adventure.
21Left Wing Yoga
Namaste, precious snowflakes.
22Suck It Up Australia
Coach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.
23Guess Who's Back?
2020 makes a glorious return.
24Thrusting for Australia
One happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.
25The Ballad of Locky D
S.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.
26Byron Bay Lockdown Rules
Coach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.
27Workin' Like a Dog
One dog calls for an end to lockdown.
28Let's do a Protest!
We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?
29Lockdown Wedding
With weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.
30The Pfizer Has Landed
Australia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.
31Will you miss press conferences?
Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.
32Anti-Vaxxed to the Max
Want to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!
33So Close
The Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.
34Hookturnistan Invades NSW
Soy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.
35News Corp Goes Green
The climate changes at News Corp.
36The Institute for Reopening
Nervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.
37Playground Politics Halloween Special
It's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!
38Royal Commission into whether ScoMo lied to France
Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.
39Coach Deregisters WA
Coach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.
40How to Charge an Electric Carfinale
We're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?
