Season 1
382 episodes · 2001
1Distractions
In the first ever episode of Neurotically Yours, Germaine finds it hard to get some peace and quiet while on her computer.
2Pen Of Doom
Germaine knows the pen is mightier than the sword.
3Shower Of Terror
Germaine is attacked by Phantom Killer, but it's hardly a fair fight.
4Cemetery Flakes
The graveyard is Foamy's playground.
5Foamy Thoughts
Foamy has a lot of questions for Germaine.
6Squirrel Talk
Foamy goes on a rant about coffee and the comics.
7Coffee Stop
Germaine is propositioned by Pickup Man, who she kills.
8Almost Serious Suicide
Germaine's about to commit suicide, and Foamy isn't helping.
9A Postal Event
Foamy tries to find out who smells like crap, and uncovers a terrorist in the process.
10Club Advice
Germaine and Foamy attend a club, which Foamy thinks is pointless.
11The Lollipop
Germaine steals a lollipop from Lollipop Boy, who is then killed.
12A Musical View
Foamy has something to say about music.
13Foamy Fan Mail
Foamy recieves emails from fans, both valid and horny.
14Hypnotic Foamy
Foamy becomes frustrated when his hypnotizing book doesn't work on Germaine.
155 More Minutes
Germaine's too sleepy to give Foamy a ride to the bagel shop.
16Form Letter
Germaine isn't too happy that her poetry wasn't accepted.
17A Poetic Meal
Germaine orders fast food poetically.
18Foamy Fan Mail II (Postage Due)
Foamy returns with a second set of letters. It won't be long until people start asking for Germaine getting naked, though.
19Gas-E-Pop
Germaine drinks a bottle of Gas-E-Pop and starts burping profusely. Foamy is not amused.
20The Wallet
Foamy finds a wallet.
28Spell-A-Casters
Foamy complains about Germain's attempts at witchcraft.
45Foamy's Rant III
Foamy's sick of reality TV as it is, so he invents The Snuff Channel.
46Eye Stigmata
Germaine picks out new glasses while Pillz-E discusses the finer points of the disorder "sigmata of the eye".
47Foamy Fan Mail V (Ashes To Ash)
Foamy is exhasperated from all the fan mail.
48Creative Issues
Foamy is dying to go to the creamy cheesy sale, and Germaine is actually dying.
49Hospital Stay
Foamy visits Germaine in the hospital while she recovers from a heart attack.
50Kavorkian Scarf
Pillz-E mistakens a blood pressure cuff for a Kavorkian Scarf, while Germaine is still recovering from her heart attack.
51Do's & Don'ts
Germaine gets specific instructions she needs to follow from her doctor
52Squirrel Songs
Foamy is trying to raise money for the Card Cult by singing squirrelly songs.
57Tech-Support
Foamy calls tech support to help fix his computer.
60Amityville Toaster
Foamy show Germaine the Amityville toaster.
75Channels
77Biggest Fear
Foamy and Germaine discuss their biggest fear.
84Drugs In Your Head
Foamy rants about drugs of all sorts.
88Halloween Hoopla
Foamy's fed up with how Halloween's been turning out lately.
89Lewd Lingerie
Germaine and Begley have a bit of fun taunting Anchovie in a lingerie store.
91Summoning Santa
In an attempt to bring Santa to her house, Germaine brings a very annoyed elf instead.
92Exotic Chocolates
Germaine gets a box of specialty chocolates from Anchovie.
93Hatta's Rant
The Hatta goes on a rant, Foamy-style.
95Cell Phones & Car Ads
Foamy can't stand people who talk about his or her calling plan, ringtones, people who forget where his or her car is, or people who think "Certified Pre-Owned" is superior to "used".
96User Agreement
Germaine installs a diaboical software on Foamy's computer without reading the user agreement first.
97Tech-Support III
Foamy has a "stuck pixel". Mammed's solution? Uninstall the monitor drivers; you won't see any pixels at all.
98CDs
Four things Foamy hates about CDs: stickers, Digipaks®, security tags, and copyright protection.
99Kosher Crackers
Pillz-E appears once again, this time instead of two diseases mixed up, two types of "crackers" mixed up.
100The Fat Song
Foamy sings a song about how fat Germaine is; naturally, she hates it.
101Restaurants
Foamy likes restaurants, but he can't stand the Happy Birthday songs, the annoying waiters, and the current system of pay.
102Foamy Fan Mail IX
Foamy's back with his ninth Foamy Fan Mail, and the complaints pile up.
103News
107Pigeons
108Cute Mute
Germaine takes in a new room mate.
109Mexico es muy Bien
An obvious and pathetic attempt at backpedaling on the disgustingly racist comments made by Foamy in an earlier rant dealing with immigration. Being the unpleasant little cunt that he is, Foamy takes the time to insult the people who were justifiably offended.
110Solitaire Confinement
germaine tries to teach pilz-e how to play texas hold em. but pilze thinks the cards burn, doesnt want to be blind, and talks about charges filed against him for poking some lady.
113Battery Low
121Deck Waving
125Focus Pocus
128V-Day
129Celebrities
130Tips
134Comedians
138Mint Spaghetti
Mint spaghetti starts off with Pilz-e eating a strange seafoam green string. Germaine soon discovers that he's actually eating Mint dental floss and cat shit. At the end of the episode, he pulls out a yellow liquid, and says, "I forgot to tell you where i got the lemonade! heh heh heh."
139T.V.
142Death
143Car Wash
145Gym Teachers
146A-Gore-Aphobia
Pilz-E confuses the meaning of yet more words.
151Mini Marts
154Math Metal
pilz-e buys cds from satan, and attempts to summon the dark overlord of fire.
155Indie Film
158Hot Dog Envy
161New Used
164Cell Phones & Car Ads 2
foamy gets ticked off about: star trek hands free headsets, mp3 ready cars, car companies never revealing how much a car costs, clarity of cell phone speakers, and twits in mall parking lots playing music.
166Cow-Mouflage
167Child Proof Caps
Pilz-e and his pills. inseparable? i should say yes. And all because of child proof caps. Unfortunately, Pill popping squirrels are at limited mental capacity, and thus cannot open child-proof caps on pills like prozac or vicodin. or my meds, Concerta.
169Horror Flick Chicks
Foamy, Germaine, and a horror flick. Germaine is ranting about how horror flick chicks are merely idiotic representations of real chicks. She says that if she was in a horror flick, she would defend herself instead of merely falling all over herself and screaming at the top of her lungs.
172Gummie Bear Graveyard
Germaine decides to pay a tribute to the dead... with gummie bears.
173People Bacon
Foamy rants about sun bathing.
179Book Binding
184The Big Game
187A Change of Face
Germaine becomes bald in a vain attempt on the part of the creator to decrease the amount of rule 34 of his characters
189Achievements
191Fashions
196Fat Idols
197Zip Codes
198Go Green
201Best Thing Ever
Foamy bitches about people some more.
204Word Games
206Lecture
208Escort Mission
In this episode Germaine is playing a Zombie-themed video game and complaining about missions where you are required to escort women who are portrayed as helpless, being scared and stupid enough to run into hordes (likely parodying Dead Rising). She also complains about the slim physiques of the avatars. Foamy then berates her as usual on her lack of employment, distasteful hobbies and overweightedness.
209You Boob-Tube
Foamy rants about re-uploading videos, Youtube celebrities, and AMVs. Easily the most hypocritical of all the rants. As Neurotically Yours is guilty of many of the things he lists off.
210Cruelty Free
213Western Zen
222Diet Riot
Germaine finally wants to do something about her obesity problem. She consults Foamy about it who refers her to Pilz-E.
223Ads Subtract
226Radio Offer
229The Website
230Museums
233Online Quiz
235Street Poet
237In Gloom
238Your Move
240Travel Log
241Quiet Please
244X-Mas Songs
255Girl's Camp
256Show Nowhere
257Footwear
260Fake Awake
261Panty Raid
264M.P.H.
268The Move
269Plank & Owl
271Bullies
276Humbuggers
277The Neighbors
Foamy and Germaine meet their new neighbors. This is notable as the first official appearance of Dolan, a psychotic duck who is popular in NY fanworks, in an official episode.
278Left Behind
282Work Related
283Customers
285Job Search
286Bus Ride
288Gay Marriage
289Hint Hotline
293Holy Relics
295Ink Stink
297Auto Correct
311Douche-Step
317Dworgies
322The Worst
325Nosey People
331Wake Up
334Geek Culture
336A New You
339Sick People
341Gamer Chicks
343Be Happy
344Yorange
348Mic-Check
350Used CDs
351Comments
354Big Tips
359Uneven Boobs
360Mail Friend
361Diner Talk
363Opening Day
365Monkey Punch
366A Latte Butt
367Nice Weather
3703D Boobs
371Gluten Free
377Eyebrows
378Fast Trave
382Attractive Peoplefinale