Season 1
17 episodes · 2004
1Why Are You Here?
A man awakens in a bed next to a stoner.
2The One With The Premise
Each person, except Sam and Wade, finds notes telling him or her to go to the house that Wade and Sam are inhabiting.
3We Have a Floater
To replace the recently deceased goldfish, the house gets a new goldfish in addition to the ones remaining in the tank.
4Sublimination Round
The Omnipotent Voice orders Sam, Wade, and Tovar to compete against Catherine, Dr. Chalmers, and Dutchmiller in a contest to cook and eat grilled cheese sandwiches.
5Things Misremembered
Wade and Tovar report to Sam and Dr. Chalmers that Nikki was murdered while they were swimming in the pool.
6Idol Desperation
The episode begins with a narrative introduction by Nikki's voice-over, in a parody of Desperate Housewives. Wade and The Omnipotent Voice seem to be the only ones aware of her voice. Sam, Wade, and Chalmers then call everyone else to tell the news of Nikki's death. Wade "remembers" an incident in which he was performing in an American Idol parody, with Sam as Simon Cowell, Nikki as Paula Abdul, Chalmers as Randy Jackson, and Dutchmiller as Ryan Seacrest. Wade lost to the "fat guy".
7Star-Crossed Suckers
Sam looks through his telescope and notices that the constellations are incorrect.
8WSI
Sam and Dr. Chalmers speculate where Strangerhood Lane is located.
9Detective Defective
Wade gains the ability to do a narration voice-over without moving his lips.
10Devil May Care
The episode begins with a suggestion that the garden gnome(s) may have framed Griggs, or directed him to murder Nikki and then erased his memory.
11Cell Block Duh
The episode opens with Griggs in a prison cell. He is soon joined by Tovar, and eventually Dutchmiller, acting as Tovar's lawyer.
12Surprise Guest
This episode is set entirely within a parody of the Late Night show, with Dutchmiller as the host.
13Double Indumbnity
This episode is set entirely in a courtroom parodying the long-running TV drama Law & Order with the episode opening with the title "Lies & Disorder."
14Nikki's Alias
This episode is also set in the courtroom from Episode 13. Nikki tells the others about what happened to her in flashback.
15Lost in Place
This episode starts off yet again in the court room and Nikki finally gets to describe what really happened.
16The Montage Exposition
After scolding the mysterious man for being overly dramatic about the possibility of getting fired, the characters begin to question him.
17The Final Countdownfinale
Evil Tovar reveals that he is holding Catherine as a hostage, and announces that he will burn down the building and kill everyone if he is not released to his own time.