Season 1
110 episodes · 2013
1Delinquent Hamsters
Regent’s sunflower seeds have gone missing. Mohawk’s cheeks are suspiciously large. You do the math.
2Turf War
Mohawk has claimed the sleeping hut as his own, but Regent ain’t gonna take that lying down… because he wants to lie down in that hut, dammit!
3Tall Tales
It’s time to decide, once and for all, who’s the most hardcore delinquent around.
4Lady Friend!
Mohawk and Regent have a way with the ~ladies~.
5Introducing Kohai
There’s a new hamster in town. He’s got a great perm, but it takes more than a punky haircut to be a delinquent. Regent and Mohawk gotta take this ‘kohai’ under their wing…
6Delinquent Hamsters Kablam!
History repeats itself… only this time Kohai is along for the sunflower-seed-covered ride.
7Dusty Bro
What the hell is that pink thing??
8Showdown
The hamsters shove sunflower seeds into their mouths to see who’s most delinquent. Yes, that makes perfect sense. SHUT UP.
9A Battle for Freedom
Playtime’s over, and the delinquent hamsters mean business — because they want more freakin’ playtime!
10A Good Night's Sleep
The delinquents’ sleeping arrangements get a major upgrade. Chaos ensues. I mean, what’d you expect? For the hamsters to just get along or whatever? HA HA HA… no.
11Youthful Indiscretion
Kohai climbs to new heights. And then he can’t figure out how to get down again. WHOOPS.
12Impact
Hamsters are definitely the most impressive animals around, right? Right?? … RIGHT?!?!!
13The Cushion
Do not underestimate the powers of the cushion. Not even delinquents are immune to its sorcery!
14The Uninvited Guest
GET OFF OUR TURF YOU STUPID PIGEON.
15The New Toy
Regent has a …special… way of claiming a carboard tube as his own. Ewwwwwww.
16Youthful Indiscretion 2
Kohai plummets to new depths. And then he can’t figure out how to climb out again. How the hell does he keep getting himself into these situations??!
17Individuality
Kiyomasa comes calling. He needs advice from the delinquents. It goes about as well as you’d expect from a show like this.
18Mystery Object X
What the heck is that wheel thing??
19The Brown Stadium
The delinquents acquire a clubhouse. Chaos ensues. What, you’re surprised? You really need to stop expecting better of these hamsters, dude.
20The Cherry Incident
The delinquents try a new food. They… like it? Maybe? It’s hard to tell, honestly.
21Operation Baked Potato
Operation Sweet Potato is underway, and (predictably) Kohai gets the short end of the stick… er, potato? Spit-covered tissue bridge? Maybe? Something like that.
22Battle at the Window
DIDN’T WE SCARE YOU OFF LAST TIME??? UGH! GO THE HECK AWAY, YOU STUPID PIGEON!!!
23Butt Kicking
Temperature control in the sleeping hut is Serious Business for delinquents.
24The Brown Stadium 2
The delinquents find another clubhouse. We’ll give you three guesses as to how that goes, and the first two don’t count.
25The Call of the Cushion
Man, that cushion really messes up the delinquents’ image, doesn’t it? But it’s just so soooooft…
26Samurai Hamster
Kiyomasa returns for more advice, against all odds and his own best interest.
27The Missing Treats
Kohai reveals an innovative method of storing food… very familiar-looking food… HEY, WAIT A MINUTE —
28Fluffy Rapper
THE HAMSTERS RAP. The hamsters rap in this episode; what else is there to say?? They’re hamsters and they rap.
29Tummy Crisis
Mohawk has a tummy ache. Regent and Kohai rush to the rescue. Delinquents take care of their own!
30Bob Cuts By the Window
WHAT THE?! THE PIGEON IS BACK AGAIN?!? OH, THAT DOES IT. TIME TO BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS (and maybe the bob haircuts, though hopefully things won’t come to that).
31Dreams of Bobs
Wait. What happened to everybody’s hair? And why is everybody acting weird?! WHAT IS HAPPENING???!
32Butt Kicking
Temperature control in the sleeping hut is still Serious Business for delinquents.
33Operation Melon
Operation Melon is underway, but this time Kohai won’t let Regent and Pompadour make a fool of him!
34Ultra Humidity
Hot weather leads to a hair disaster for the delinquents. Especially Regent and Mohawk.
35Midnight Escape
The hamsters go for a midnight stroll. Let’s just hope their shenanigans don’t wake Kinkuma…
36Delinquent Dreams
Kohai can’t sleep. Luckily Regent and Pompadour are having some very entertaining dreams. Where’s the popcorn when you need it…
37A Delinquent Election
The delinquents need a leader, so they host an election. Too bad they’re really bad at math…
38Tale of Two Cookies
Two cookies. Three hamsters. The delinquents aren’t great at math, but even they know those numbers don’t add up.
39My Name
Winter is coming. If they’re to survive, the delinquents must train their brains!
40The Shaking Machine
The delinquents discover a weird device. It rumbles… sometimes. Guess they gotta bide their time with a wordgame…
41The Shogun Hamster
There’s an interloper on the delinquents’ turf! Good thing gutsy Kiyomasa is there to back them up.
42A Battle for Freedom - Winter
Playtime’s over, but once again, the delinquents aren’t giving playtime up without a fight!
43Christmas Eve Punks
The delinquents receive a confusing Christmas present. Dude, it’s like looking in a mirror…
44Delinquent Style
“Delinquent.” What does it mean? And who’s that mysterious figure coming this way??
45Gramps Style
Gramps (a new, old friend) shares his wisdom with the delinquents. Will Regent, Mohawk and Kohai become delinquents once again?
46A Plump Ham or Fat Kohai
Kohai has gained weight. No big deal… except now he gets extra playtime. Regent and Mohawk hatch a plan to cash in on the fun…
47Gourmet Musketeers
Mohawk doesn’t appreciate snacktime the way that he should. Regent and Kohai investigate.
48Side Parted Melancholy
Regent has a bad hairday, with unexpectedly straitlaced results.
49Valentine's Day Delusion
The delinquents discuss the true meaning of Valentine’s Day.
50Vacuum Bro
What the hell is that loud thing??
51His Name
…what is Kohai’s real name, anyway?
52Sneezing Fire
Mohawk’s sneezing fit puts his very identity in danger! The delinquents jump into action, but can they save his signature haircut?
53Show and Tell
It’s time for the 19th Show and Tell with Namippo! Who will walk away the victor of this cutthroat competition?
54An Important Hair
Gramps lost his most precious hair! The delinquents are on the case and will replace it come hell or high water!
55Spring Has Come
The delinquents are graduating… but what are they graduating FROM, exactly?
56Get Those Seeds!
An insidious serpent has stolen the delinquents’ sunflower seeds. THIS WILL NOT STAND!
57Kohai the Daydreamer
Kohai has a dream. It’s weird. But then again, things are rarely ever normal with these hamsters. Better get used to it.
58Specialty Planning
Real delinquents build their own hideouts; everybody knows THAT! But not everybody has brains as small as these hamsters…
59The Center Part
Mohawk’s bed-head changes him. Or does it? Nobody’s sure. Maybe he’s just grumpy. Oh well.
60Excalibur of Mine
Kiyomasa is on a quest to find the perfect sword. He goes to the delinquents for help. Probably not the best decision he could’ve made, but you do you, samurai-hamster.
61My Narrow Road
Gramps introduces / senryu poetry form / to the delinquents
62Their Name
Regent is dead set on changing his name, but he’s going to need some time to adjust — and so will Mohawk and Kohai.
63Playtime Crusade
Yet again, the delinquents have hidden behind the tissue box in protest of a shortened playtime. Will Mohawk’s stinky breath save them where so many plans have failed before?
64Rodents Got Talent
The cure for boredom? Karaoke. It’s very delinquent.
65N-1 Grand Prix
The N-1 Grand Prix begins! …oh wait, you don’t know what that is. It’s a contest to make Namippo laugh. Yeah. That’s it.
66We Young Hams
Man, these hamsters’ voices don’t sound anything like they used to, do they? The delinquents take a walk down memory lane to see how much they’ve really changed…
67Riddles
The delinquents decide to PUNish their audience in the most heinous way possible. Truly, these are the most hardcore delinquents in the world.
68Ultra Humidity Strikes Back
Hot weather leads to a hair disaster for the delinquents. Especially Kohai.
69Voice Swap
Regent and Mohawk undergo a transformation that thoroughly confuses Kohai.
70Smooth Bavarois
Time to make a wish! But what should the delinquents wish for, anyhow?
71Wondering Samurai
Kiyomasa has a dark secret (one that isn’t really a secret at all, but don’t tell him that).
72Hide and go Weep
Gramps is a hide-and-seek champion and no one will ever find him (or at least these dummy delinquents won’t).
73Playtime Defense
The delinquents have come up with an ingenious new way to extend their playtime… but they’ve vastly overestimated their brilliance. Like, seriously.
74Flight or Fright
A nighttime escapade. That’s nothing a trio of delinquents can’t handle… b-but wh-what’s th-that sh-shadow o-over th-there?!?!?
75The Kiwi Incident
The delinquents try a new food. The process is just as dramatic as you’d expect.
76Summer Sweat-off
What the heck is this super hot spot?!?!
77Mohawk the Daydreamer
Mohawk’s hair soars to new heights as he dreams a really weird dream. Like, it’s seriously strange.
78Delinquent 101
Namippo is back, and he’s looking to take a Delinquency 101 class from the delinquents themselves.
79Titles
Regent wants to add a title to his name, but you can’t just give yourself a title. The delinquents will have to band together to think up something great!
80Delinquent Autumn
Regent and Mohawk have eaten all of Kohai’s snacks, and he’s out for revenge. Will Regent and Mohawk FALL for his tricks?
81Ham-ham Tanka
Forget senryu. Gramps is all about tanka poetry now! Hell yeah!
82Another Delinquent Election
Time for another round of elections! It’s Regent vs. Kohai, and Mohawk wields the power of the vote. FEAR MOHAWK’S INFINITE MIGHT AS A CONSTITUENT!!!
83Halloween Dilemma
Happy Halloween… but wait. What IS Halloween, exactly? Kiyomasa has the inside scoop.
84Serious Cleaning
The sleeping hut has gotten super cramped, so it’s time to do some tidying up. Can the delinquents bear to part with their stuff, though??
85Getting Fit
Any good delinquent needs some muscle, so the hamsters are gonna get J A C K E D.
86Static Panic
First humidity, and now this?!?!
87In Search of Warmth
What the heck is this super cold spot?!?!
88Fine Lounging Weather
Can’t… reach… COOKIE…
89Smartphone Bro
The rumbling thing is back! How come Regent gets to stand in the best spot?
90Chris Moose is for Good Hams
Chris Moose is upon us once again! It’s that time of year when Santa brings presents to good little hams, and the delinquents have been very… uh… um… UH OH.
91A New Year
Happy New Year! (Om nom nom.) It’s time to make some resolutions. (Om nom nom!) What do you think the delinquents will do this year? (OM NOM NOM!)
92Delinquency Exam
Does Kohai have what it takes to pass the Delinquency Exam? Wait. Do delinquents even take exams? THIS IS PARADOXICAL AND CONFUSING.
93More Valentine's Day Delusions
It’s Valentine’s Day, but what’re the delinquents supposed to do when there aren’t any girls around?
94Delinquent 201
Namippo is back for more delinquent lessons, and this time he’s here for a new hairdo… but with the delinquents for stylists, things are bound to get weird.
95Sleep Shouting
Regent wakes up early (for once) and discovers something interesting about Mohawk.
96Spring Has Sprung!
Ah, spring. The time for graduation and moving on… wait, why is Regent making it sound like this show is ending? But we have so many episodes left!!
97Club Recruitment
Kohai has a very important decision to make. Luckily Mohawk and Regent make it easy for him.
98Better Treats
The delinquents deserve better snacks, dammit, and they’ll have to pull out all the stops to get ‘em!
99The Samurai and the Butterfly
Well, great. This ding-dang butterfly just HAD to visit on the same day as Kiyomasa! Looks like the delinquents will have to scare the interloper off… by any means necessary.
100Well-mannered Hamsters
In celebration of our 100th episode, it’s “Well-mannered Hamsters!” Will the delinquents enjoy this new twist on an old fav? (Hint: Probably not.)
101Summer Feelings
Mohawk just wants to enjoy summer, dammit! Can the delinquents help him feel those good summer vibes?
102The Call of the Banana
Daddy brought bananas for the hams! But do bananas taste better now, or will they taste better later? Gramps has the inside scoop.
103Take this Summer Greeting!
What are midsummer check-ins all about, anyway? What even ARE they, really? And why the hell is Kohai so damn evil???
104Delinquent Shopping
But wait; there’s more! Now it’s time for… Delinquent Shopping!
105Smartphone Bro 2
Uh oh. Looks like the delinquents went and pissed off Smartphone Bro! But what have they done to make him so mad?
106Samurai Blues
Kiyomasa tries to talk some sense into the delinquents regarding their latest scheme. It backfires. It really, really backfires.
107Rock, Paper, Scissors
The delinquents decide to invent their own version of rock-paper-scissors. Too bad “woodchips-sunflower seeds-Mohawk’s butt hair” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
108Delinquent Halloween
TRICK OR TREAT! Hand over all your snacks and nobody gets hurt!
109More Delinquent Dreams
Regent’s insomnia leads to unexpected entertainment (but what else is new?).
110Youthful Finale
A role reversal inspires a look into the delinquents’ past. Look how much they’ve grown! D’awww!