Season 1
50 episodes · 2012
1Open for Business
Doraleous cuts short his first meeting to ask the Lady of the Lake for the Zephyr Blade.
2The War Room
Mirdon's efforts to resurrect a cat disrupt the meeting.
3The Troll Bridge
A troll will allow D&A to pass only if they can guess his name.
4The Wetalds
D&A agree to a battle of champions.
5Worst vs Worst
A battle of unchampions.
6Mightopolis
The royal guards will not allow D&A to see the king.
7The Dungeon
D&A singing in the Mightopolis dungeon. Do you see a bitch? The universe says no.
8Unexpected Gift
D&A find a wooden horse outside Doraleous Castle. Doraleous rescues a boy wizard and argues with Sir Walken about sword hygiene.
9Party Canceled
D&A argue about moving the wooden horse and talk with the boy wizard.
10Secret of the Zephyr Blade
Doraleous asks the Lady of the Lake for the real Zephyr blade. Neebs, Mirdon and Drak argue about what to do with the horse.
11Digger Town
En route to the Meh Kingdom, Mirdon buys a new crystal for his staff.
12Hero Punctuation
The Kingdom of Meh is unimpressed with Doraleous' efforts to help them. This might be a good thing.
13The Pyramites
Doraleous goes to the aid of the very friendly and helpful Pyramites.
14Dongo Tavern
D&A chat to girls and the proprietor of Dongo Tavern.
15Girl in Mightopolis
Neebs signs Doraleous up as a gladiator. Drak and Mirdon speak with a fortune teller.
16Gladiator
Doraleous helps Leslie battle a graboonie.
17Arzon Prison
Sir Walken tells D&A about the prisoner of Arzon.
18No Horse for Walken
An old man is hunting a terrible beast.
19Goodbye Drak
D&A bid farewell to one of their own. Neebs hires a replacement.
20The Cayous Ramparts
Doraleous tries to negotiate a peace, but seriously who leaves a baby in da woods!?
21Old World Gate
In the aftermath of an attack from the Old World, Doraleous meets old friends and Mirdon speaks to the dead.
22Brothers of the Old World
D&A investigate the Brothers of the Old World.
23Battle in Dongo
D&A fight the Brothers of the Old World.
24The Theatre
A performance of A Good Knight's Quest, by Billiam Wiggledart.
25Drak is Back
D&A must defend their comrade against a monster hunter.
26Geigh Kingdom
A messenger turtle from the Queer village summons D&A to the Geigh Kingdom.
27Neebs vs Titanus
Titanus returns from the dead for revenge on Neebs. Broof and Walken mock a strange wizard with puns.
28vs Giopes
D&A rescue the surviving Queers from a Giopi army, with the aid of a gigantic beast.
29Last Straw
Doraleous fires Neebs and hires a replacement.
30Battle of Hyleria
D&A fight the wooden army alongside Testiclees.
31Self Struggle
Testiclees asks the Lady of the Lake for the Zephyr Blade.
32Wizard Duel
Mirdon fights a wizardly duel with an old colleague.
33Giope Invasion
D&A aid the Geigh Kingdom against the Giopes.
34Black Cloaks
Drak, Mirdon and Thesaurus confront the Black Cloaks. Doraleous and Broof visit Broof's grandmother.
35Anphrony
Someone is killing Broof's comrades, the Legapur Nine.
36Fortune Teller
The fortune teller has disturbing news for Doraleous. Neebs becomes a broom salesman.
37Doraleous Returns
D&A rescue one of the Legapur Nine, while Neebs meets a captured king.
38Meowdusa
D&A fight an endearing monster.
39The Missing King
King Neebs.
40Damsel on a Budget
When Olga has a problem, D&A agree to help her out on the cheap cheap.
41Immortal Prisoner
Doraleous and Olga share a high five; Walken investigates Arzon prison.
42Hanging Galliver
Galliver is about to be unjustly hung... not if D&A can help it.
43The Immagitchu
Doraleous finds that he has been kidnapped, and is about to have to cross the forest containing the dreaded Immagitchu.
44Titanus' Revenge
Neebs fights Titanus; The Lady of the Lake gives Doraleous the Zephyr Blade.
45Walking Dead
A horrifying disease has a disgusting cure.
46Doraleous Hunters
Calas hires a hunter to capture D&A.
47Wetald's Speech
D&A once again find themselves in the Wetald village on the brink of war, confronted with ... Leslie.
48Duke of Welfare
D&A ambushed by the Duke of Welfare, Neebs gets kidnaped by the Brotherhood of the Old World.
49Tranny Hole
The final epic battle between the Brotherhood of the Old World and D&A.
50The Wonder Bridge
An assault on Doraleous Castle is distracted by other objectives.
