2021
9 episodes · 2021
1If Recycling Were Honest
Roger Horton returns for the first time since 2017 to explain why recycling is pointless and, even worse – basically just one big scam.
2If Megachurches Were Honest
There's nothing quite like claiming your tax-free, multi-million dollar enterprise is inspired by an intentionally homeless, apolitical, friend of prostitutes who told religious leaders to pay their dang taxes.
3If Dentists Were Honest
If dentists were honest, nobody would ever go to the dentist. And, honestly, we'd probably be fine.
4If Cryptocurrency Was Honest
Everybody is familiar with money, but thanks to cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Dogecoin, Ethereum, Stellar, and Binance we can now exchange those boring green presidential napkins for sexy computer cash that’s easier to lose, far more volatile, slaughters the environment, and can’t be exchanged for the vast majority of goods and services! Honest!
5If Hard Seltzer Ads Were Honest
White Claw Summer is out, and Horton's Hard Poison Fizzy Summer is IN.
6If Dating Apps Were Honest
What would happen if dating apps like Tinder, Match.com, Bumble and others were actually honest? They'd sound kinda like this.
7If Crowdfunding Sites Were Honest
What would happen if crowdfunding sites like Kickstarter, GoFundMe, Indiegogo and others were actually honest? They probably wouldn't raise any funds at all.
8If Smart TV Ads Were Honest
If we were Honest about smart televisions, we probably wouldn't actually want featherweight FBI surveillance vans spying on us in our living room.
9If Tax Prep Sites Were Honest
If tax prep sites were honest about why taxes suck so much, we'd probably burn the whole thing down.
