2023
31 episodes · 2023
1If Healthcare Was Honest
What if hospitals and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth Group, Anthem, Aetna, Cigna, Humana, and others were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.
2If Comic Book Movies Were Honest
What if Marvel and DC and everybody else were honest about how they make their dumb comic book movies? Roger Horton investigates.
3If Podcasts Were Honest
What if podcasters were honest about the content they were making?
4If Cruises Were Honest
What if cruises were honest about your floating vacation?
5Welcome to Honest Ads promo
All Roger, all in one place.
6If Bars Were Honest
What if were your neighborhood bar was honest?
7If Dispensaries Were Honest
What if were your neighborhood dispensary was honest?
8If Movie Theatres Were Honest
What if were your local movie theatre was honest?
9If Perfume Commercials Were Honest (Perfume Ad Parody)
What if fragrance ads were honest?
10If Casinos Were Honest
What if casinos commercials were honest? Well, here at Horton’s Palace, we are.
11If Landlords Were Honest
Roger is your landlord now, and he's getting real honest about things.
12If Divorce Lawyers Were Honest (Divorce Lawyer Commercial Parody)
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13If Live Streamers Were Honest (Twitch Stream Parody)
Live Streamers Rise up! What's up Rogheads, the stream's about to start.
14If Plastic Surgeons Were Honest
How do you know if you can trust your plastic surgeon? At Dr. Roger's Dysmorphia Exacerbation Clinic, We've been Making The World Hotter Since 2012
15If Vitamin Shops Were Honest
Will Vitamin Shops Really get you swole? Your Swole At Horton's Holistic Vita-World
16If Bachelor Parties Were Honest
It's Bachelor Party Season! Horton's Concerningly Horny Stag Party Planning has you covered for all your bachelor and bachelorette party needs.
17If The Cemetery Industry Was Honest
The Cemetery Industry Makes Dying Even Spookier than it already is. So THIS is what happens to your body after you die
18If Nonprofits Were Honest
What if nonprofits were honest about what they're up to?
19If Skincare Was Honest
Skincare, It's all about making money by destroying society's already low self-esteem.
20If Organic Food Was Honest
If organic food farms were honest, here's what they'd tell you about "eating clean"
21If Frats and Sororities Were Honest (College Greek Life Parody)
College is going to be one of the biggest investments of your life, so why not spend a little extra buying a bunch of friends by joining a frat or sorority?
22If Job Searching Were Honest (LinkedIn, ZipRecruiter, Indeed Parody)
What if the job market was honest about the job search process?
23If Rideshare Apps Were Honest (Uber, Lyft Parody)
If Rideshare Apps Were Honest, here's what they'd say.
24If Amazon Were Honest (Amazon Parody)
If Online Shopping Were Honest, here's what they'd say.
25If Government Tourism Ads Were Honest (Local Tourism Board Parody)
If Local Tourism Ads were honest, here's what they'd say.
26Leonardo DaVinci Had No Idea How Men's Junk Worked
As it turns out, Leonardo DaVinci didn't know anything about men's anatomy, despite depicting it in art like, a lot.
27If Electric Cars Were Honest (Tesla EV Parody)
If electric car commercials were honest, here's how they'd sound.
28If Holiday Movies Were Honest
What if Hollywood were honest about how they make their dumb holiday Rom-com movies? Roger Horton investigates.
29The 12 Days Of Rogemas | Happy Holidays from Honest Ads
Happy Holidays from Honest Ads!
30If Thirst Tweets Were Honest (Twitter, Buzzfeed)
Honest Ads is on hiatus, but please enjoy this bonus content of Roger Reading some extremely honest thirst tweets about him.
31If 2023 Were Honest
Happy New Year from Roger and the Cracked team! See you in 2024.
