Season 1
34 episodes · 2018
1Episode 1#1 Pilot
The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.
2Year in Review
We had beers for the football game, but for reporting the news we need something stronger. Tune in to episode 2 tomorrow as we tackle our 2017 year end review.
3DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!
DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!
4Stray Dogs
Woman on the street. Stray dogs.
5Worms, Vagina Wigs, & Russian Bots!
Eye worms and vagina wigs.
6Working Women, Lady Doritos, & Women's Intuition
Ladies, feelings, flowers and estrogen.
7Is it a Bot or not?
Is it a bot or not? Lane Marinosh puts his heart on the line to find out.
8Muscle Mass, Instapot, & Cashews!
So much weird news with drunk people.
9Climate Change, Grumpy Cat, & Buttholes!
That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.
10Surprise News!
Surprise news!. That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.
11Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!
Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!
12Coffee Warnings, New Words, & Name Handles!
Join us for weird news reported while drinking responsibly.
13The Rant!
New segment today. Leena rants her little heart out. About what you ask? Well you'll just have to watch and find out. Give us a like, share, or comment if you want to see more "Rants" on our show.
14Bloopers!
The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.
15Ed Balls, Cry Closet, & Poop Trains!
So many great co-hosts helping us tell the stories you really wanna hear about, cause who needs more of that depressing poop.
16Salty Siri, Drinking, & Standing Health
Jerry Anderson Willow joins Leena Sherna on The News Tank. Jerry brings a level of news reporting that has Leena on her toes, it's quite entertaining.
17The Rant #2!
Are you tired of being told what new fashion item is THE THING you need to be trendy and cool with the crowd? So is Leena and she isn't holding back.
18Happy Memorial Day!
We'll see y'all next week. Happy early Memorial Day. Thank you to all that served for our country.
19Evictions, Pee Stories, & Damp Socks!
Mitchell Curvey is back and thrilled to tell you what's in the tank today. And Leena will let you know how to share your "peed yourself" story.
20Prison Problems, Types of Doctors, & Octopuses!
This week's tank covers a range of stories. These are real news stories you can surprise your friends with in conversation or an opener at a party. You're welcome.
21Graduation Cakes, Pageants, & Masturbation!
Meeya and Leena fill you in on some saucy stories this week. Like and share cause this week's tank is full.
22Benedict Cumberbatch, Belly Fat, & Relics
It's a feel good Benedict Cumberbatch story, belly fat news and a little something to make you feel old. Leena seems to think Benedict Cumberbatch has been asking us to be on the show.
23Alcohol, Phone Addiction, & Harry Potter!
Apparently, you're supposed to slow down on your alcohol intake as you get older, but Leena and Allie are only in their 30s so they're not worried.
244th of July Fun Facts!
We got into the Fourth of July spirits here in the tank to deliver some facts about Independence Day.
25Time for a RANT!
It's TIME for a rant, and do you know how we know? Because our clock has actual numbers on it!!. Are you Team Mitchell or Team Leena?
26A Snake for Every Finger!
We're reporting on stories 10 to 30 feet long, including a man in Virgina Beach who found a Ball Python in his toilet and some grooming tips from a gentleman in Pune, India.
27Mary Poppins Vagina, Mummy Juice, & Brady Bunch
You don't wanna miss hard hitting stories like Mary Poppins vaginas and Mummy Juice. Only the best delivered every week to you.
28Jim Bean & Cows are Good!
We're here with some weird alcohol news among other things. Bess is a little tipsy, which means she's PERFECT for a News Tank anchor. A Tanchor? It'll catch on.
29Rogue Rental Goats & Cookie Sized Nuggets!
If stories about pooping on scooters or hiding gold nuggets in your bum-bum appeal to you, then get ready for a doozy of a News Tank.
30Peeing in the Streets of Paris & Dehydration
Fill up your tank on this beautiful "Tanked Tuesday!" We've got news about Rubiks Cubes, men legally relieving themselves on the streets of Paris, and more.
31I Am Kevin!
This week in the Tank we're a little appalled about some people's sexual health. We might even have our condoms made.
32Can I Borrow Your Shed?
Listen, we talk about butt holes a lot, AND vaginas, so maybe this is a little NSFW? But we just want you to know, your vagina is perfect just the way it is.
33Drugs, Octopuses, Octopuses ON drugs, and Coffins!
Suction Cups out. If you watch, you'll find out what that means!.
34Finale!
The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.