Season 1
10 episodes · 2014
The hilariously wild parody of Attack on Titan. Drunken fathers, sociopathic best friends, and unforgettable Titans unite to tell a tale unlike any other ever seen on the Internet.
1Big Trouble in Little Shiganshina
Eren Jaeger learns several dark family secrets, fights with the Garrison's worst drunkards, comforts his creepy best friend, and has a very, VERY bad day.
2All Aboard the Pain Train
Eren's manhood is questioned, Mikasa unleashes untold physical abuse, Armin discovers a new fetish, and the Gang meets an unstoppable, foul-mouthed force of nature.
3Full Metal Racket
Sarge continues his unstoppable onslaught of verbal destruction, Eren discovers just how much of a failure he is, and the cadets of the 104th are introduced in all of their dysfunctional glory.
4Stranger Danger
Sarge evaluates the screwups of the 104th, Eren learns a valuable lesson, Hannes drunkenly stumbles back into town, and the cadets graduate just in time for everything to go straight to hell.
5Genocide & Juice
Eren battles the Colossal Titan and his endless supply of one-liners, Pixis plays a hateful game of chess, Armin dabbles in new hobbies, Mikasa takes action on her feelings for Eren, and everything comes to a head as the cadets finally face off against the Titans.
6Stabbin' Cabin!
Mikasa battles Titans and class warfare, Armin experiences his first acid flashback, and the kids face their greatest threat yet...the unstoppable Ascot Man.
7War Goddess
Connie inspires the 104th with rampant drug use, Jean finds a new purpose in life, Reiner looks for a helping hand, and Mikasa unleashes the fury of hell on both Titans and cadets alike.
8Assault on the Armory
Jean discovers just how far he'll go to sleep with Mikasa, Armin uses his dark past to create a better tomorrow, Reiner looks to up the ante, and the cadets face off against the Titans in an all-out, desperate fight to the death.
9Return of the King
We finally meet the Scouting Legion's biggest douchebag, Connie uncovers the path to his dreams, Hannes discovers a new way to get drunk, and the gang faces off against the vicious Commander Vermin just in time for the epic Season 1 finale.
10Armin Incarnate
The Gang plots a way to escape, Eren remembers his father doesn't love him, the Garrison engages in a team-building exercise, and everything comes to a head as Armin battles the Commander in a duel to the death.
