Season 1
23 episodes · 2003
1Retarded Animal Babies
The animal babies recite their version of the alphabet, including inaccuracies.
2Magic!
The animal babies perform a bunch of magic tricks.
3Show and Hell
The animal babies have Show and Tell, and things end up going horribly wrong.
4Stupor Heroes
The animal babies become superheroes, while Puppy becomes a super villain.
5Dungeons & Christwagons
Cat's cousin visits, and the animal babies are forced into playing Dungeons and Dragons. They also smoke Cat's stepdad's weed while they play it.
6Fucky Fucksgiving
The animal babies attempt to kill a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner, but fail spectacularly. Donkey and Hamster gain expanded minds by the weed they smoked.
7Shitty Shitsmas
The animal babies celebrate Christmas, and Cat wants a Red Rider BB Gun after watching the movie A Christmas Story multiple times.
8Cunty Cuntingstine Day!
The animal babies go to a club to try to pick up women, and Puppy remembers his past.
9Pirate Ship
Puppy tries to make his friends all hold out their tongue and say "I was born on a pirate ship." They then realize they're saying something else.
10Fuxx0rz
The animal babies try to find internet porn on Cat's stepdad's computer, but they all get sucked into the internet after Puppy does something to the computer.
11Battle for Boozefest
The animal babies form a metal band to enter a contest on the TV show Battle for Boozefest.
12Fucky Charms
The animal babies try to go to an Irish bar to get some chicks, but they end up stopping a world domination plot instead when they find some pairs of sunglasses in an alley.
13Abandon All Hope
The animal babies and Cat's cousin play Star Wars in the field. Puppy only has seen Episodes I and II, and Cat has only seen episodes IV through VI, and they get in an argument over which storyline they're playing.
14The Pendumbvirate
The episode shows 50 years into the future, and all the animal babies have become intelligent and evolved, and their lives are explored. Cat becomes a scientist, Bunny is an actor who won a lifetime achievement award, Hamster is a military hero, Puppy is a cruel ruler of another planet, and Donkey is fat, lives on a farm and is as stupid as ever.
15Happy Afterbirthday
For the third anniversary special, the animal babies reminisce about their past, while Cat points out that they didn't exist before 2003.
16Evolushit
The animal babies get abducted by a UFO, and the daily lives of alien counterparts of themselves are shown.
17Sucky Suckaween
The animal babies go to an old house and play with a Ouija board, and discover a twist that they all weren't expecting.
18Hey, Everyone, Let's Do Some Motherfucking Drugs/Taint
Puppy does a bunch of drugs and goes on a massive hallucination trip. Note:"Taint" is an Alternate name for the Episode.
19Dog Complex/Skeet 19
After Puppy has sex for the millionth time, Puppy goes to the core of the Earth, has sex with said core, and it creates a dog-like super being. Note:"Skeet 19" is an Alternate name for the Episode
20RAB On Ur Puter: Part XX/Rab on your Computer XX
An Easter episode where the animal babies discover that Bunny is actually the Easter Bunny, and has a sinister plot in the process. Note:"Rab on your Computer XX" is an Alternate name for the Episode
21The Red Erection
The animal babies go to the 4H Fair, and Puppy's cousin shows up. Donkey is banned for how stupid he is, and ends up sneaking in.
22Wedding Balls
Puppy is about to get married, but first his friends all invite him to a bachelor party.
23Dark Days
Puppy is going through marital problems, Donkey gets smarter by reading, and the other animal babies invite the Black Panther to their group of friends. Near the end, Puppy finally snaps.
