2012
24 episodes · 2012
1The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and 2011 Re-Cap
Mike and Jay discuss the latest film from David Fincher, as well as some other 2011 releases that they were too lazy to review earlier in the year.
2The Devil Inside and Flyin' Ryan
Jay and Mike discuss having a Devil Inside and how some kid can fly with magical bike reflectors attached to his shoes or whatever.
3Red Tails
Jay and Mike see Red Tails then have a poignant discussion about race and George Lucas.
4B-Fest 2012
Jay and Mike talk about all the amazing films they saw at this year's B-fest, a festival dedicated to terrible movies.
5Chronicle and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Mike and Jay discuss a teen super power film as well as the latest Nicholas Cage flop. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett starts his search for love.
6Silent House and John Carter
Mr. Plinkett's got a hot date. Meanwhile Mike and Jay discuss recent releases Silent House and the sci-fi flop John Carter.
7The Hunger Games and Jeff Who Lives at Home
On this whenever's episode of Half in the Bag Jay and Mike check out "The Hunger Games" as well as the new film from the Duplass Bros. "Jeff Who Lives at Home" - which film will Jay and Mike like more? A hipster indie drama about finding yourself and your happy zone or an action movie aimed at pre-teen girls? Watch the episode and find out, assholes. Also a review of Real Steel would have been more appropriate for this show...
8Cabin in the Woods and The Three Stooges
Mike and Jay discuss the pros and cons of Cabin in the Woods and The Three Stooges, while also proving to Plinkett their worthlessness may never end.
9Zaat!
Being too lazy to bother seeing any new releases, Mike and Jay discuss the semi-cult classic film Zaat, about a scientist that turns himself into a giant catfish monster.
10Mike and Jay see The Avengers.
Mike and Jay see The Avengers.
11Battleship and Dark Shadows
Continuing their journey to the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay take a break to discuss the latest Hollywood flops Battleship starring Johnny Depp and Dark Shadows starring Rihanna.
12Prometheus
Mike and Jay talk about the divisive new film Prometheus, Ridley Scott’s kinda-sorta prequel to G.I. Jane.
13Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and That's My Boy
Mike and Jay hitch a ride from the worst green screen ever and discuss two more recent Hollywood flops: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and the brilliant Adam Sandler’s latest masterpiece, That’s My Boy.
14The Amazing Spider-man
The string of quality summer blockbusters continues with The Amazing Spider-Man, starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone. Mike and Jay, along with their new friend Rich, discuss while wanting to kill themselves.
15The Dark Knight Rises
Mike and Jay see some little independent film nobody’s heard of called The Dark Knight Rises, directed by Christopher Nolan.
16Step Up Revolution
Mike and Jay have finally arrived at the VCR Repair Shop! They use the opportunity to discuss the latest Step Up film in great detail for an extended period of time, with absolutely no distractions or surprise cameos.
17The Resident Evil Series and Resident Evil: Retribution Part 1
Mike and Jay discuss the Resident Evil series.
19Looper and Dredd
Jay and Mike talk about Looper and Dredd. Meanwhile a charitable act leads to good fortune for Lightning Fast VCR repair.
20Sinister and Paranormal Activity 4
Mike and Jay discuss the recent horror flops Sinister and Paranormal Activity 4. Meanwhile, some creepy things begin to happen around Old Man Plinkett’s house. Could it be a Baghuul problem? WARNING: This episode contains several very loud noises. You’ll probably hate us by the end.
21Skyfall
After a bizarre encounter with Mr. Plinkett, Mike and Jay decide to see the latest James Bond film, Skyfall, starring that guy from Cowboys and Aliens.
22Breaking Dawn Part 2
Yep. We saw the new Twilight movie.
23The Hobbit – An Unexpected Journey
Mike and Jay talk about Peter Jackson’s latest trip to Middle-Earth, The Hobbit, and frustrate both Tolkien fans and HFR projection supporters in the process.
24Django Unchained and 2012 Re-cap
Mike and Jay discuss Quentin Tarantino’s new film Django Unchained, starring Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz, and recount some films they’ve seen in 2012 that they forgot about until just now.