Season 1
10 episodes · 2012
1This Is My Crazy Family
The family heads to the summer Redneck Games to get down and dirty.
2Gonna Be A Glitz Pig
Sugar Bear buys Alana a miniature pig that she names Glitzy, to cheer her up after a couple of pageant losses. Later, June signs Alana and Pumpkin up for an etiquette class.
3She Oooo'd Herself
June saves money for Alana's pageant fees, while Alana gets a new coach and tries to perfect a tough routine. Later, the family throws a baby shower for Chickadee.
4I'm Sassified!
Alana's dress won't fit, and June only has two days to get a new one before a big pageant. Meanwhile, mom and the girls go to the spa as the family get ready for June and Sugar Bear's anniversary.
5What Is a Door Nut?
The family's plans for their annual Christmas in July are interrupted when Anna is rushed to the hospital with contractions; June wonders if the family should send their pet pig back to the breeder.
6A Bunch of Wedgies
A reality series following 6-year-old beauty queen Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and her family in rural Georgia.
7Shh! It's a Wig
The family celebrate July 4th with a picnic and fireworks; Sugar Bear brings home a pool that requires some assembly; June hunts for a wig for Alana to wear in her next pageant.
8Time for Sketti!
Alana sets up a lemonade stand to raise money for her next pageant. Meanwhile, June invents ways to keep the girls occupied and makes the family's favorite meal, "sketti," for supper.
9Ah-Choo!
June takes the girls to bingo for a chance to win $1000; Alana gets advice on pageants from Miss Georgia 2011; the family celebrate Alana's seventh birthday.
10It Is What It Isfinale
In the Season 1 finale, Alana's preparations for a big pageant are interrupted when Anna goes into labor.
