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Season 1

43 episodes · 2011

  1. 1Shadowrun: The Squirt Gun Wars

    08 Oct 2011

    Here’s a tale of RPGs and the eternal struggle between GMs and PCs. With squirt guns.

  2. 2Vegan Steve & The Djinni of Jengai Fomogo

    20 Oct 2011

    Noah tells another poorly-remembered tale of RPGs derailed and players embarrassed, this time of Vegan Steve’s moments of short-lived glory and inevitable downfall, of power corrupting, and of wishes granted.

  3. 3The Toilet Pizza

    24 Oct 2011

    A story of the meanest, most depraved thing I’ve ever done to another human being. And I’m not proud of it, but it is pretty funny.

  4. 5Leaping Wizards

    01 Nov 2011

    A tale of exile and shame, in which I screw the rules and go on a mad PC killing spree with the most unlikely of hitmen.

  5. 6Botchamania

    03 Nov 2011

  6. 8Invisible Jason

    06 Nov 2011

    A weird tale about a very drunk young man with remarkable endurance.

  7. 9Vampire: Spoony’s Jyhad

    06 Nov 2011

    A tale of a very bad Vampire LARP and why Spoony is not a player to be lightly fucked with if you don’t want your campaign completely demolished.

  8. 10Tandem’s Last Ride

    22 Nov 2011

    My iconic character goes on a surreal journey, literally down the rabbit hole all the way to Dungeonland.

  9. 11The Age of Manure

    10 Jan 2012

  10. 12Thieves’ World, Part 1: Don’t Interrupt

    04 Mar 2012

    Spoony tells the tale of his Thieves’ World campaign, in which some players get a little too…excited.

  11. 13Thieves’ World, Part 2: The Chicago Way

    04 Mar 2012

    The party decides to deal with their arch-nemesis, the immortal Tempus Thales, in the only way they can: the Chicago Way.

  12. 14The Prisoner Dilemma

    08 Mar 2012

    Spoony talks about one of the most divisive issues in the history of roleplaying: alignment.

  13. 15The Importance of Wearing Pants

    12 Mar 2012

    This story is posted with some reservations, but it just goes to show, you meet all kinds around the gaming table.

  14. 18Never Get On the Boat

    02 Sep 2012

    Absolutely goddamn right.

  15. 19Swimming in Diarrhea is Bad

    05 Sep 2012

    Your characters will never feel clean again.

  16. 20The Bardic Knock Spell

    08 Sep 2012

    There is a fine line between being good at bluffing and becoming the clown nobody ever believes. You don’t want to go from cleverness to making the game goofy, because you’ll frustrate the DM and get the players into a lot of trouble when you go off being ridiculous.

  17. 21Circle Strafe

    11 Sep 2012

    Dragons don’t fight fair.

  18. 22Don’t Be That Guy

    12 Sep 2012

    How to be a team player– or more importantly, not be that guy who gets everyone else killed.

  19. 26Hey Fatty! Let’s go to Mordor!

    25 Sep 2012

    The long and barely-coherent rant about superheroes, alien gods, and a hobbit named Fatty finally concludes.

  20. 27Beware Women, For They Come From Hell

    25 Nov 2012

    She’s just not that into you.

  21. 28Thou Shalt Not Fuck With the Lady of Pain

    28 Nov 2012

    Just about rule #1 of livin’ in the Cage, berk.

  22. 30Counter Monkey Punk

    18 Jan 2013

  23. 31Connection Time Out

    21 Jan 2013

  24. 32Cthulhupunk

    24 Jan 2013

    That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange weapons and technology, even cyberpunks will die.

  25. 33The Conga Line of Death

    23 Feb 2013

    If you’re getting to a battle, might as well jump in the line and take your standard action in time.

  26. 35The Jedi Hunter

    28 Mar 2013

    Block this, Yoda. And yeah, HK-47 did it better.

  27. 36April Fool's

    01 Apr 2013

    Listen up, ya primitive screwheads.

  28. 37Problem Players

    09 Apr 2013

    I’m not exactly the guy to ask for advice when it comes to getting along with people, you know.

  29. 38So You Want To Be Evil

    30 Apr 2013

    Because good is dumb.

  30. 39Dem Bones

    28 May 2013

    They come at you in all shapes, all sizes, and in all sides.

  31. 40Spoony Gets Mazed

    09 Aug 2013

    A dungeon with invisible walls, invisible doors, and invisible treasure guarded by an invisible dragon.

  32. 41Childe Spoony to the Dark Tower Came

    12 Aug 2013

    He who does not watch this video has forgotten the face of his father.

  33. 42In Through the Roof, Out Through the Door

    14 Aug 2013

    It’s a sort of riddle for you veteran dice-slingers out there.

  34. 43Shadowrun: The Code

    06 Sep 2013

    Shoot the hostage.

  35. 44Die a Hero & Die Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Villainfinale

    14 Sep 2013

    What’s a paladin? Strahd knows.