Season 2
10 episodes · 2009
1The Takeover
Empire Market has been taken over by corporate chain Red Leader Foods. Chad and company get their first look at their new owner.
2Laser Trouble
Chad finally debuts his new, more powerful, laser checkout system with unexpected results.
3Into the Basement
Chad and Jeremy must journey to the Empire Market basement, a creepy and dangerous place where only fools go.
4The Basement Strikes Back
Chad and Commander Wickstrom face deadly robots and fight!
5The New Employee
Chad is reunited with a crazed lunatic former employee who his new boss has rehired for some reason.
6First Kiss
Chad finally succeeds at romance and Randy finds a new weird friend, Baby Cookie...
7Goodbye, Chad
Chad, seriously in love for the first time, finds that life can be cruel, really horribly cruel, and then annoying.
8Bandito Beatdown
Chad faces off with his new nemesis, Jeremy and Jimmy have a heart-to-heart, and Randy descends further into madness.
9Showdown
Enrage the dark lord of the grocery store at your peril. He's not to be trifled with.
10Somebody Diesfinale
Somebody dies.