Season 279
10 episodes · 2026
1Queasy Carpets and a Chaos of Toys
With two dogs and two young girls, a military family needs more space, and they don't want to be serial renters. After being repeatedly outbid at their last post in Hawaii, they're desperate to buy their first home in Washington, DC.
2The Parisian and the Pessimist
With their current house crumbling, a Parisian and his wife need to find a new place fast in Indianapolis. The pressure's on to find the character-filled home they want, but her pessimistic practicality may find issues with every house they see.
3Transition: Impossible
He's ready to bail on Boston, but she's a Beantown-lifer unsure if Texas is the right fit. She wants a New England charmer to ease the transition while he prefers something modern, but this move may not happen at all if they can't agree on a compromise.
4It's a Huge Turn On
Boston lawyers are looking for a new home in Florida. He wants resort-style amenities while she prefers a quiet place on the beach, and if they can focus on the properties instead of their attraction to each other, they might just find a place.
5The Hamptons Hustle
After living with roommates and saving up, a young couple's ready to find a home in ritzy East Hampton, New York. He wants nothing less than a glitzy chef's kitchen, but she prefers nothing more than a little cottage.
6Feels Don't Pay the Bills
A Southern Belle is moving to Mississippi's Gulf Coast with lofty dreams of breezy views and coastal charm, but not much practicality. If she thinks only of her feelings and ignores her brother's advice, things could get ugly.
7Trauma Healing in the Mountains
After suffering a traumatic brain injury, a retired veteran asserts his independence with a move to the Smoky Mountains in Tennessee. He's looking to heal in a house with peaceful vibes, but his daughter worries he won't be safe living alone.
8The Hollywood Steamroller
A real estate agent tries to steamroll his easygoing husband on their search for a home near West Hollywood, California. It sparks a battle over budget, space, and just how far out they're willing to go.
9Frenemy Houses
A couple's at odds on what's more important in a home as they relocate their family from Philadelphia to Texas. He wants a place that's epic with a pool and a saloon, but she's after something more practical and safe for their four children.