Season 3
6 episodes · 2016
1Hunted by Linebackers
Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.
2Slow Mo Millionaires
Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.
3Girls vs Ninjas
Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.
4Old People Punching
Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!
5The Jerk Off Text
Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.
6Screaming Penisfinale
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!