Season 2
17 episodes · 2012
1Miner Threat
Turtleman's got a date with a country critter that's got a taste for chewing the wooden support beams of a rural coalmine. Then, Turtleman must save the day after a tornado tears through the countryside, releasing lethal chemicals into a turtle pond.
2Killer at Shaker Village
Kentucky's Shaker Village is home to a bird sanctuary, but this church has got a new mystery member, and it's practicing blood sacrifice! Then, signs of a home invasion are becoming too much for one family to ignore, and Turtleman is their only hope.
3Santa Claws
A hedgehog at a local petting zoo turns up dead, with only a pair of tooth marks left as evidence. Then, local realtors are planning an open house for a historic Kentucky mansion when a critter with a taste for pastries undermines their selling attempts.
4Beehive Massacre
A bachelor auction has a treat for its bidders when Turtleman shows up as the prize of the party. Three ladies pool their money to win a date with the Turtleman, and he meets them for a date at one of his favorite haunts: a pond full of snapping turtles!
5Speedway Demons
Turtleman and his team go to Kentucky's Ponderosa Speedway, where they round up raccoons, groundhogs and an opossum. Later, an escaped boa constrictor requires Turtleman's immediate attention.
6Hell Hog
Turtleman's back in New Orleans and teaming up with John "Hogman" Schmidt. Wild hogs are posing a direct threat to a real estate developer's property. Then, shrimper Big Sexy's livelihood is at stake when a pack of muskrats prevent him from setting sail.
7French Quarter Coyote
Turtleman heads south to New Orleans to help innocent civilians in danger where a coyote is on the loose. He's then out to stop an invasive species destroying the Louisiana swampland in Baton Rouge.
8Baby Mama Drama
Turtleman must capture a critter he's never seen before! At a community pool, unwanted swimmers are keeping kids from cooling off on a hot summer day, and it's up to Turtleman to snatch these slithering swimmers!
9Jaws of Hell
The Turtle Team is going back to college to clean up a host of gnarly critters that have moved into a frat house. A snapping turtle attacks a local preacher's congregants during a baptism in a pond, and the ceremony can't resume without Turtleman's help.
10Trailer Park Stink Bomb
A beaver dam threatens erosion and flooding to a farm, while a pesky beaver drags the Turtle team through the mud. Local trailer park residents flee after a putrid odor persists for several days. The source is the vermin Turtleman hates most -- a skunk!
11Night of the Digging Dead
A local cemetery is being disrespected by a canine whose cunning is matched only by its beauty. An emu farmer has lost one of his prized birds and despite no experience with these exotic animals, Turtleman agrees to find it.
12Sawmill Slasher
Turtle Team Jake's wood-supplier is forced to shut down after a mysterious critter chews through the sawmill's wiring. Turtleman makes a last-ditch effort to clear the studio of snakes before a Kentucky bluegrass legend arrives for his instrument.
13Tee'd Off Turtles
A winery needs Turtleman's help with invasive pests before its business withers on the vine; menacing snapping turtles are keeping golfers from retrieving their balls from a pond.
14Pig Wallow Predator
Turtleman shows some Kentucky pride when he's called to rescue a stable of horses from a potentially venomous snake. At a local swine farmer's watering hole, a drift of hogs and a pair of snapping turtles are careening on a mutual path toward destruction.
15Killer in the Cavern
Rabbits are being killed on a farm by a nocturnal predator; a drive-in theater is threatened by an unidentified animal.
16Fairground Fiasco
A carnival's infestation problems could jeopardize the traveling show; an unseen critter is digging up a family's yard, not far from a children's playground.
17Holler Day Cheerfinale