Season 3
30 episodes · 2013
1Mama Llama Drama
In the season premiere, a critter is an uninvited guest at a community swimming pool, and the local kids are afraid to go in the water.
2All Skunked Up
An unknown threat slaughters calves on a cattle ranch; a skunk lets a local sculptor know what it thinks about his art.
3Hook, Line and Snapper
A feed store is being robbed by a hungry critter; Turtleman helps his mom relocate snapping turtles from her pond.
4Cat Killer
Turtleman helps a local lady whose cats are disappearing. He must wrangle and relocate the cats, except for one to lure in the predator! Then, Turtleman is asked to capture foul smelling critters before they spray more kids at a local playground.
5Deer Destruction
After a consignment-store window is broken, Turtleman must safely remove the furry culprit from inside. Meanwhile, a critter that's been living in a hot tub has to go before the owner's party can begin.
6Freddy Critter's Revenge
A woman's cats are disappearing, so Turtleman must catch and relocate them but also find a way to lure the predator out in the open. Meanwhile, foul-smelling critters are spoiling the fun for kids at a playground.
712 Angry Pigeons
Turtleman must remove the flock from a jobsite where workers are cleaning up bird feces. Then, a caretaker finds a critter living under her log cabin, and Turtleman must relocate it before the foundation collapses!
8Savage Stowaways
Critters on a houseboat must be removed before it's closed for the winter; snapping turtles have to be relocated from a distillery before they force production to be stalled.
9Major League Menace
A critter in a baseball park must be removed before the season begins; a furry freeloader is an uninvited guest at a bed-and-breakfast.
10Lured into Danger
The team go fishing for a break from work, but first must deal with a critter that's lurking near a home.
11Best Little Boar House in Texas
The team go to Texas, where a rattlesnake must be relocated before it takes over a business; and a barbecue restaurant is plagued by a critter that keeps getting into the garbage cans.
12Bat Hair Day
Turtleman and Neal risk their lives to save a critter trapped in a cave; unwanted animals find a new home in a hair salon.
13Wild Receiver
A stolen mascot from a rival football team must be tamed; Team Turtle works to relocate an alligator that wandered into a residential area.
14Ernie le'Pew
A farmer's losing his goats to a ferocious critter that Turtleman suspects is a large cat; show dogs are plagued by a skunk.
15Lone Stars and Stripes
A film set is being damaged by a critter that's digging holes, so Turtleman must remove it before production begins; a zebra goes missing from a farm.
16River Monster Mystery
A critter that digs holes is keeping a farmer from training his bull; snapping turtles are preventing people from tubing down a river, so Turtleman sets out to relocate them so the fun can resume.
17The Bull and the Beautiful
A farmer's bull gets loose, and Turtleman must find it before it scares her neighbor's cattle. Meanwhile, critters disrupt a nightly paranormal tour at a former sanatorium in Louisville.
18Fur for the Course
A pet wallaby disappears, so Turtleman must find it and return it to safety; a miniature golf course is plagued by critters that are leaving their droppings all over the place.
19Don't Leave It to Beaver
A critter in a warehouse must be relocated so work can resume; an animal is taking down Christmas trees and must be caught.
20Get Otter My Pond
A prized peacock goes missing from a Renaissance fair; an unseen critter is eating fish at a lake.
21Apocalypse Meow
A vicious critter is terrorizing horses at a farm, so Turtleman sets a trap to catch it; Jake's race cars need protection from a troublesome animal.
22Mudzilla Attacks
Goats are being attacked by a vicious animal on a woman's farm; a critter is stuck in the mud in a park for off-road vehicles.
23Halloween Spooktacular
Turtleman's friend gets lost in the woods while looking for Bigfoot on the night before Halloween; a haunted-forest attraction is plagued by a pair of menacing critters.
24Smokey and the Bandit
A cigar warehouse is plagued by an animal that's munching on an expensive product; the owner of a storage facility keeps hearing a critter in one of his units.
25Unarmed and Dangerous
A critter at a paintball park has Team Turtle dodging colored projectiles to catch it; a fireworks store has some unwelcome intruders.
26The Crittersburg Address
Newlyweds need help when they hear a menacing rattle in their RV; Turtleman responds to a critter call at a historic manor that was once visited by Abraham Lincoln.
27Snake Town Shakedown
A worm farm is threatened by a hungry critter; Neal's grandfather's house has a snake problem in the basement.
28Chaos in Critter Cavern
A 12-foot Burmese python has been slithering around a woman's home for years; Turtleman and Neal investigate reports of a critter inside the walls of a man's house.
29Swine Dining
A farmer's piglet is missing, so Turtleman sets a trap to catch a carnivorous critter; the owner of a bowling alley thinks there's a dead animal on the premises, but an investigation reveals it's still very much alive.
30Turtleman Takes Manhattanfinale
Turtleman and Neal go to New York City, where they stay in a swanky hotel, meet the cast of Broadway's "Annie," visit an art gallery and eat at Katz's Deli, but their most important mission is to buy a Christmas present for Turtleman's mother.